Former EastEnders star Lucy Benjamin tonight became the first woman to win the X-Factor.

Lovely Nikki Sanderson was voted off X Factor which is a shame because she is a much better singer than those chefs.

Fat oaf Chris Moyles was voted off Celebrity X Factor.

How Michelle Marsh ever became a glamour model is beyond me, she looks like something from a dodgy 70s sex comedy starring Robin Askwith. Anyway she was sensibly voted off X Factor and back onto the pages of Nuts where she belongs.

You Are What You Eat host Gillian McKeith has become the second celeb to be voted off X Factor: Battle of the Stars.

Somehow Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee managed to get themselves voted off X Factor even though they weren't actually as bad as celebrity scumbags Rebecca Loos and James Hewitt.

Unpleasant toff James Hewitt and Coronation Street babe Nikki Sanderson are too appear on Celebity X Factor.

Fearne Cotton is to host 'Love Island'. Err... that's it.

The Da Vinci Code has had some of the worst reviews of the year, however that hasn't stopped it having the biggest opening weekend since the last Star Wars movie.

The five acts confirmed so far include Chris Moyles (over 25s), Michelle Marsh (16-24s), ex-EastEnders actress Lucy Benjamin (over 25s), celebrity dietician Gillian McKeith (over 25s) and husband-and-wife team Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee (groups). Apparently Gillian McKeith is going to do Madonna. Doesn't that wet your appetite.

Internet service providers NTL, Telewest and Virgin.net are to offer customers online video clips from the Big Brother 7 house this summer.

Big Brother starts tonight and according to the BBC the producers are going to make this series the most uncomfortable for the housemates. Any we know what that means, lots of tension, conflict and fights which is the main reason for watching.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds from William Hill:

8/13 Male Winner
6/5 Female Winner
5/4 An Infrared Camera to catch a couple copulating
2/1 Davina to give birth before the end of the show
9/4 A full scale Punch-Up
4/1 A housemate to Escape
4/1 A Housemate to leave within 24 hrs of the start
10/1 A Housemate to smuggle a TV, Radio, Mobile in to the house for World Cup results
16/1 A Celebrity housemate to be brought in for at least a week
16/1 A Housemate to fall down the stairs on arrival.
50/1 The contestants to fail every task

Camp Big Brother 7 contestant Shahbaz Choudhary was last night tipped as the housemate from hell. The flamboyant Glaswegian, who has been shunned by his Indian family, craves constant attention and will have his fellow housemates begging to leave the house.

Big Brother producers promise that this year the contestants will be more exposed than ever as they share one bedroom and one bathroom, all surrounded by glass walls.

Apparently Channel 4 are having crisis talks about the leak of the Big Brother housemate details.

The News Of The World has got the inside scoop on the Big Brother housemates, as usual they includes the usual bunch of wannabees, glamour models, gay musclemen and camp, annoying oddballs.

According to The Sun Celebrity Love Island will be called Love Island which pretty much indicates that they are having trouble getting anyone vaguely famous to appear. So far they seem to be lining up a bunch of people that found fame after being on other non-celebrity reality shows such a Michelle Bass of Big Brother and Chico Slimani of X Factor.

Daisy Donovan has had to turn down the offer of presenting Celebrity Love Island as she is busy making a film. The producers who must be starting to sweat a little have apparently gone back to Denise Van Outen and are also considering Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.