Uncoolism

Lucy Banjamin Wins X Factor

2006-06-06T09:38:14Z

Former EastEnders star Lucy Benjamin tonight became the first woman to win the X-Factor.

Nikki Sanderson Voted Off X Factor

2006-06-05T10:29:39Z

Lovely Nikki Sanderson was voted off X Factor which is a shame because she is a much better singer than those chefs.

Chris Moyles Voted Off Big Brother

2006-06-05T09:41:54Z

Fat oaf Chris Moyles was voted off Celebrity X Factor.

Michelle Marsh Voted Off X Factor

2006-06-02T10:25:27Z

How Michelle Marsh ever became a glamour model is beyond me, she looks like something from a dodgy 70s sex comedy starring Robin Askwith. Anyway she was sensibly voted off X Factor and back onto the pages of Nuts where she belongs.

Gillian McKeith Voted Off X Factor

2006-05-31T11:09:41Z

You Are What You Eat host Gillian McKeith has become the second celeb to be voted off X Factor: Battle of the Stars.

Paul Daniels & Debbie McGee Voted Off X Factor

2006-05-30T11:10:45Z

Somehow Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee managed to get themselves voted off X Factor even though they weren't actually as bad as celebrity scumbags Rebecca Loos and James Hewitt.

James Hewitt Signs On For X Factor

2006-05-26T10:00:50Z

Unpleasant toff James Hewitt and Coronation Street babe Nikki Sanderson are too appear on Celebity X Factor.

Fearne Cotton to host Love Island

2006-05-24T09:40:08Z

Fearne Cotton is to host 'Love Island'. Err... that's it.

The Da Vinci Code

2006-05-24T09:38:53Z

The Da Vinci Code has had some of the worst reviews of the year, however that hasn't stopped it having the biggest opening weekend since the last Star Wars movie.

Celebrity X Factor Acts Confirmed

2006-05-24T09:34:52Z

The five acts confirmed so far include Chris Moyles (over 25s), Michelle Marsh (16-24s), ex-EastEnders actress Lucy Benjamin (over 25s), celebrity dietician Gillian McKeith (over 25s) and husband-and-wife team Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee (groups). Apparently Gillian McKeith is going to do Madonna. Doesn't that wet your appetite.

Where To Watch Big Brother Online

2006-05-19T11:50:30Z

Internet service providers NTL, Telewest and Virgin.net are to offer customers online video clips from the Big Brother 7 house this summer.

Big Brother Ruined My Life

2006-05-19T11:47:57Z

Ex-Big Brother housemate Lesley Sanderson explains how the experience of being in the Big Brother house drove her to attempt suicide.

Big Brother Begins Today

2006-05-18T11:39:47Z

Big Brother starts tonight and according to the BBC the producers are going to make this series the most uncomfortable for the housemates. Any we know what that means, lots of tension, conflict and fights which is the main reason for watching.

Big Brother Betting Odds

2006-05-17T10:31:58Z

Here are the Big Brother betting odds from William Hill:

8/13 Male Winner
6/5 Female Winner
5/4 An Infrared Camera to catch a couple copulating
2/1 Davina to give birth before the end of the show
9/4 A full scale Punch-Up
4/1 A housemate to Escape
4/1 A Housemate to leave within 24 hrs of the start
10/1 A Housemate to smuggle a TV, Radio, Mobile in to the house for World Cup results
16/1 A Celebrity housemate to be brought in for at least a week
16/1 A Housemate to fall down the stairs on arrival.
50/1 The contestants to fail every task

Annoying BB7 Housemate

2006-05-15T09:17:29Z

Camp Big Brother 7 contestant Shahbaz Choudhary was last night tipped as the housemate from hell. The flamboyant Glaswegian, who has been shunned by his Indian family, craves constant attention and will have his fellow housemates begging to leave the house.