June 06, 2006

Lucy Banjamin Wins X Factor

Former EastEnders star Lucy Benjamin tonight became the first woman to win the X-Factor.

June 05, 2006

Nikki Sanderson Voted Off X Factor

Lovely Nikki Sanderson was voted off X Factor which is a shame because she is a much better singer than those chefs.

Chris Moyles Voted Off Big Brother

Fat oaf Chris Moyles was voted off Celebrity X Factor.

June 02, 2006

Michelle Marsh Voted Off X Factor

How Michelle Marsh ever became a glamour model is beyond me, she looks like something from a dodgy 70s sex comedy starring Robin Askwith. Anyway she was sensibly voted off X Factor and back onto the pages of Nuts where she belongs.

May 31, 2006

Gillian McKeith Voted Off X Factor

You Are What You Eat host Gillian McKeith has become the second celeb to be voted off X Factor: Battle of the Stars.

May 30, 2006

Paul Daniels & Debbie McGee Voted Off X Factor

Somehow Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee managed to get themselves voted off X Factor even though they weren't actually as bad as celebrity scumbags Rebecca Loos and James Hewitt.

May 26, 2006

James Hewitt Signs On For X Factor

Unpleasant toff James Hewitt and Coronation Street babe Nikki Sanderson are too appear on Celebity X Factor.

May 24, 2006

Celebrity X Factor Acts Confirmed

The five acts confirmed so far include Chris Moyles (over 25s), Michelle Marsh (16-24s), ex-EastEnders actress Lucy Benjamin (over 25s), celebrity dietician Gillian McKeith (over 25s) and husband-and-wife team Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee (groups). Apparently Gillian McKeith is going to do Madonna. Doesn't that wet your appetite.